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nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

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in court

  • judge: sir, where were you at 4:20pm last sunday
  • me: well you see sir i was just blazin some dank ass kush
  • my lawyer: same
  • me: same
  • judge: same
  • police: same
  • obama: same
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snaketeen:

Turn your binoculars around. See now the tigers are smaller and further away. you gotta be smart to survive in the rainforest.

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penis-hilton:

me casually running errands

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elliehawking:

when you say poolnoodle cucumberbench is unattractive and ppl go “are  [picture of him] you [gif of him] confused [extreme hq pic]” and i’m like yeah no that dude’s ugly you just keep posting pictures of the ugly dude what am i supposed to do with this information

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wizcoylifa:

dear coca cola company,

i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday

(Source: falcnpunch, via foxnewsofficial)

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vinebox:

me at the movies

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denchguy:

thank you

denchguy:

thank you

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officialfrenchtoast:

When something u were really excited about gets cancelled at the last minute

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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throh:

unleash hell for just $1.50

throh:

unleash hell for just $1.50

(Source: iguanamouth, via birdschoolforbirds)